The Violent Little Email of the Week comes from Joseph. It was chosen based on selflessness, general bullshitness, and a commitment to Mongolian refugees. Joseph wins the new "One Size Fits All" Blackout patch and a couple of the new xo_breanne_xo stickers! Congrats and thanks for writing in. If you want to write us...which we hope you don't...email us at email@example.com.
Our customers are fucking crazy...that's a Bawnjourno lapel pin in his right shoulder. This shirtless masterpiece reminds us of our Navy days...being silly sailors.
So let me just start off by saying that this email has nothing to do with the subject, I just thought it would be catchy for you guys to read. Next I wanted to say that I ordered two of your patches (The "She Almost Got Away" and "Talk To Me Goose", which I can't find at the moment) and one "Inglorious Bastards" pin (As pictured), and I have to say that I'm very impressed! I want to take a minute here and get very personal with everybody at the shop and tell you my story.
So thank you, everybody at the Shop, for helping me get my life straight and finding a purpose in the greatest country in the world, U.S.A.!!!! Also, if you guys need any help with anything at all, like anything, just let me know! Anything! Really! Anything! Something! Anything! Whatever! Please! Dear God, Please!