Netflix And Fuck Morale Patch

Here at Violent Little we're a little too old and established in our relationships to be part of this whole new type of booty call, "Netflix and chill?". Back in our day, it was more along the lines of "Wanna walk around every aisle in Blockbuster until we settle on something and pay for a $9 box of redvines even though one of us is a twizzler's person?" At any rate, here's a patch that sort of translates this new mating call. It seems more effective to just be direct anyway...which can prevent awkward ill-timed boners.

  • 1.5" x 1.5"
  • Hook Velcro backed leather
  • Don't start a series together...

$5.00

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