The Pumpkin Spiced Asshole morale patch. When Fall rolls around and every coffee shop, restaurant, and establishment of ill repute under the moon launches some sort of Pumpkin Spiced-flavored something or another, we're on-board...we are those assholes. So are you apparently. We wanted in on the fun, so here's our pumpkin spiced offering for the season. Only 60 of these limited edition patches available. First come first serve.