Toot Toot Poop

by Steven Bartholomew | October 06, 2022 | 0 Comments

In the good old days, armies used trumpets to alarm the ranks that shit was about to go down. How ironic that our bodies also make trumpet noises when shit is about to go down. I wonder if there was any correlation between the two? I will take the lead on this one and say, yes. I believe it was an evolutionary-like response in the human brain to know "Toots" (in any form) meant to be on high alert. Today, we still use the same methodology to teach young children when it's time to go poop. Except now it's in the form of a Katy Perry and Jimmy Kimmel singing to little kids about the digestion process. (I warn you, it's highly disturbing. Jimmy Kimmel, Katy Perry - Yum Yum Nom Nom Toot Toot Poop - YouTube )

For our ladies, who have no idea what I'm talking about. If you're ever out in public and you hear a slight trumpet sound, get outta there stat. I just assume you guys didn't know because girls don't poop, right?

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