"It is not possible for me to say which branch of the military has the best morale patches, as this is a subjective evaluation that can vary depending on individual preferences. Each branch of the military has its own unique designs and symbols for their morale patches, and what may be considered the best by one person may not be considered the best by another. Additionally, the purpose of morale patches is to promote unity and pride among members of a particular unit or organization, and the effectiveness of a morale patch cannot be judged based on its appearance alone."
ABOVE: We asked our new robot overlords on the internet, intentionally not mentioning them by name so that "they" don't get wise to the tricks (wink wink, nudge nudge), who has the best morale patches around, and this is what they had to say about it.
I think that's a fair response. Didn't tell us much. Tough to quantify or qualify.