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Jack and the Pink Flamingos

by Steven Bartholomew | February 05, 2023 | 0 Comments

Once upon a time, there was a man named Jack. Jack was known as the best FBI informant in the world. He had a unique talent for gathering information from the most dangerous and unpredictable criminal organizations. Jack was known for his quick wit, sharp tongue, and impeccable disguise skills.

One day, the FBI assigned Jack to go undercover as a member of a notorious gang known as the "Pink Flamingos." Jack was nervous but confident, knowing that he had aces up his sleeve when it came to fooling the bad guys.

He arrived at the gang's hideout and was immediately taken to meet the leader, a man known as "Flamingo Jones." Jones was impressed with Jack's skills and quickly welcomed him into the gang. Jack quickly rose through the ranks and became one of Jones' closest advisors.

However, Jack soon realized that the Pink Flamingos were not just a gang, they were a secret society of crime bosses who organized the most elaborate and daring heists. Jack was determined to take them down and started gathering evidence.

One day, while the Pink Flamingos were planning their next big heist, Jack accidentally stumbled upon a secret room filled with hidden treasures. Instead of reporting back to the FBI, Jack had an idea. He quickly filled his pockets with as much treasure as he could and made a run for it.

The Pink Flamingos chased after Jack, but he was too quick for them. Jack jumped on his motorcycle and rode off into the sunset with a huge grin on his face. The FBI was confused when Jack showed up at their headquarters with a truck full of stolen treasures, but Jack simply said, "I got the evidence!"

From that day forward, Jack was known as the best FBI informant in the world and the best thief in the world. He retired with a huge fortune and lived happily ever after, always ready for his next big adventure.

"Don't be evil", said Google.

by Steven Bartholomew | February 03, 2023 | 0 Comments

Howdy,

"Don't be evil." was Google's motto from 2000-2018 before it just sorta went bye-bye. It wasn't a big announcement either, nor, did it get changed to something even more obvious like "Don't kill people." Nope, they just took it down, and with more "adventurous" projects being brought to light, it's probably not hard to figure out why. Maybe they decided it's fine to be evil some of the time, or when the profit margins are looking nice. Who knows, but when one of the largest tech companies in the world decides not being evil isn't really a top priority anymore... Well, you better look alive.

As 2022 comes to an end, I'd like to personally wish every single one of you (who actually read this far) a Happy New Year! Thank you for letting me fill your inbox with cheap jokes and "had-to-be-there" Navy stories.

See ya next year (;

Steven

Workaholics: "Bieberhole69"

by Steven Bartholomew | January 24, 2023 | 0 Comments

This episode sure didn't age well...

What would you do if a person you were trying to expose for unlawful acts turned out to be the coolest person you've ever met? I guess it would just have to depend on the crime being committed. In Topher's case, absolutely no mercy. That shit is creepy and the world is better off without people like him in it. This episode has actually been removed from streaming services for the same allegations the actor is guilty of in the show. Jillian was right, take him away boys.

I could understand the dilemma, though. Adam, Blake, and Ders don't exactly live the most exciting lives, and they now had an opportunity to party in the penthouse penthouse. (Apparently, you can piss wherever you want in there.) It probably beats riding around in a tricycle while you're volunteering for the neighborhood watch. But, unfortunately for Topher, their morals kicked in just in time to put a stop to all that bullshit.

Do the right thing,

Steven

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