{"title":"Morale Patches","description":"Violent Little Machine Shop -The largest, most breath-taking, best, worst, and most bizarre morale patches in the world. Embroidered. Rubber. PVC. Cloth. Leather. Military. Law Enforcement. Thin Blue Line. Valhalla. Creasy Bear. Star Wars. Movies. Quotes. Jokes. Pee Pees and Poo Poos.","products":[{"product_id":"im-your-huckleberry-patch","title":"I'm Your Huckleberry Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eNow in full-color PVC and Blackout. The \"I'm your huckleberry\" morale patch from the movie Tombstone with Val Kilmer. This is battlefield magic! Throw this on your chest and let your enemy see it gleaming in the sun right before the obscurity of this quote is forever lost on them. 2.5\" x 1.5\". \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eCheck out our other\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/collections\/tombstone-collection\"\u003eTombstone Goodies:\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/im-in-my-prime-morale-patch\"\u003eI'm in My Prime\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/peach-of-a-hand-tombstone-patch\"\u003e\"Peach Of A Hand\"\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/skin-that-smoke-wagon-tombstone-patch\"\u003eSkin That Smoke Wagon\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/are-we-cross-tombstone-patch\"\u003e\"Are We Cross\"\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/ike-lawdog-tombstone-patch\"\u003eIke Lawdog\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Full Color","offer_id":497552153,"sku":"1068","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Blackout","offer_id":26579490887,"sku":"1024","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/I_m_Your_Huckleberry_Color_Morale_Patch.jpg?v=1650994283"},{"product_id":"death-from-above-starship-troopers-patch","title":"Death From Above Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eWe've got the bug killer patch for you! Parade this around on your uniform or assault pack on and off the battlefield. Whatch out for them bugs.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e3\" x 3\" Full Color PVC\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook Backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"Kill'em All!\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/would-you-like-to-know-more-morale-patch\"\u003eWould you like to know more?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":648541817,"sku":"1181","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/Death_From_Above_full_color_Morale_Patch.jpg?v=1508171365"},{"product_id":"good-bad-i-m-the-guy-with-the-gun-patch","title":"Good. Bad. 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I'm the guy with the gun patch. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eAnd the most badass award goes to the top of the B-list, Bruce Campbell. \"Yo, she bitch...Come get some.\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.4;\"\u003e3\" x 2\" Leather or Black and White PVC Morale Patch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook Backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGroovy...\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Black and White","offer_id":648651581,"sku":"1517","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Coyote Tan","offer_id":21864142372949,"sku":"1518","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/IMG_8640.jpg?v=1646759905"},{"product_id":"this-is-my-boomstick-patch","title":"This Is My Boomstick Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis is quite a large patch. \"You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. Retails for about $109.95. Its got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel, and a hair trigger. That's right, shop smart, shop S-MART...you got that!!!\"\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e4\" x 3\", Embroidered \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook-Backed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe next one of you primates even touches me....\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/pFriRcIwqNU\" height=\"135\" width=\"235\" allowfullscreen=\"\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" frameborder=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32071761723477,"sku":"1058","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/BoomstickMoralePatch.jpg?v=1647361575"},{"product_id":"creasy-bear-patch","title":"Creasy Bear Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Creasy Bear morale patch by Violent Little Machine Shop is our flagship patch. Designed by artist Joshua Johnson from the Grumpy Pencil. Creasy Bear doesn't give a f*ck that you're in \u003cem\u003eLa Hermandad\u003c\/em\u003e, he'll still put C4 up your butt. \"I'm just a professional.\" This patch is sure to be a standout in your collection. *Doesn't come with the art-card anymore.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cmeta charset=\"utf-8\"\u003e\u003cspan\u003eDeck yourself out more with the \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/creasy-bear-hat\" data-mce-href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/creasy-bear-hat\"\u003eCreasy bear hat!\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e3.5\" x 2.1\" Morale Patch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003eFull Color or Blackout\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook-Backed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Full Color","offer_id":826390093,"sku":"1169","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Blackout","offer_id":959960701,"sku":"1184","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/Creasy_Bear_Patch_Single.jpg?v=1511966513"},{"product_id":"talk-to-me-goose-patch","title":"Talk To Me Goose Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003e\"Talk To Me Goose\" patch. 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From the popular cult-classic, this patch pays homage to every blood-lusting little detail of the card in the movie made famous in the boardroom scene. If you have to ask, this probably isn't the patch for you. It even has the word \"Aquisitions\" spelled wrong, just like the film. Comes with a playful and mysterious art card. Add the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/patrick-bateman-business-card-sticker\"\u003evinyl Patrick Bateman card sticker\u003c\/a\u003e and save. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/i-have-to-return-some-video-tapes-patch\"\u003eWant to return video tapes instead?\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003e3.5\" x 2.0\" 3D PVC Patch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook Backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\"That's bone.\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003ciframe title=\"YouTube video player\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cISYzA36-ZY\" height=\"135\" width=\"235\" allowfullscreen=\"\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture\" frameborder=\"0\"\u003e\u003c\/iframe\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32906398531669,"sku":"1173","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/WhatsAppImage2020-11-24at9.35.27AM_3.jpg?v=1606255689"},{"product_id":"whtfsu-stepbros-patch","title":"WHTFSU Step Bros Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe WHTFSU Step Bros Patch by Violent Little Machine Shop. We're Here to Fuck Shit Up. Featuring our favorite garage-karate masters, Dale and Brennan, in Tuxedos doing what they do best. Each characters' hair is 3D for you to rub your fingers through and enjoy. Dane Cook, pay–per–view, 20 minutes, let’s go! \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/whtfsu-stepbrothers-sticker\"\u003eWHTFSU sticker\u003c\/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/collections\/spray-paint-stencils\/products\/whtfsu-step-brothers-spray-paint-stencil\"\u003estencil\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/whtfsu-step-brothers-greeting-card\" target=\"_blank\"\u003egreeting card\u003c\/a\u003e also available.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2\", Hook Backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAmerican Made\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eYou have to call me Dragon\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":933429641,"sku":"1138","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/WHTFSU_Stepbrothers_Morale_Patch_new_color.jpg?v=1525971530"},{"product_id":"valhalla-admit-one-morale-patch","title":"Valhalla Admit One Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Valhalla Admit One Ticket morale patch is a beauty. The evil geniuses at 2A Athletics bestowed upon Violent Little the great honor and responsibility to be the sole distributor of this necessity for today's Viking...or just the dude that likes the show...or wants to jump on the bandwagon. Whatever your reasons, we've got them for you. Comes in the original Raffle Pink and a number of other fun\/decent versions. Get the totally badass \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/collections\/stickers\/products\/valhalla-admit-one-sticker\"\u003eStickers\u003c\/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/collections\/stickers\/products\/valhalla-10-stickers\"\u003eHuge Stickers\u003c\/a\u003e too! \u003cem\u003e*Breast Cancer Edition proceeds (Revenue minus Cost) will be donated to the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.bcrf.org\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eBreast Cancer Research Foundation\u003c\/a\u003e. \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 1.4\"...decent size\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook-Backed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdmission Not Guaranteed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Thin Blue Line","offer_id":3713571905,"sku":"1172","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink Raffle","offer_id":994430513,"sku":"1089","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Christmas Edition","offer_id":21102302855253,"sku":"1213","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Breast Cancer Edition","offer_id":12879922626613,"sku":"1165","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/valhalla_morale_patch_thinblueline_description.jpg?v=1645215875"},{"product_id":"you-are-under-arrest-morale-patch","title":"You Are Under Arrest NY Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Welcome to New York, You Are Under Arrest\" morale patch is an instant classic. How could we not exercise our right to parody the ridiculousness that is New York? Full disclosure: This isn't a Violent Little idea. The concept's been done before, but we were the first to make it into a patch. We just had to. Comes with a nice art card featuring the New York \"Excelsior\" crest and an open letter from the heart. \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/you-are-under-arrest-ny-sticker\"\u003eStickers also available.\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.5\" x 2.5\" Embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook Backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGot a permit for that?\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":32325853904981,"sku":"1131","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/You_Are_Under_Arrest_Morale_Patch.jpg?v=1427669924"},{"product_id":"the-comanches-morale-patch","title":"\"The Comanches\" Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eInspired by the historical account of \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.amazon.com\/Empire-Summer-Moon-Comanches-Powerful\/dp\/1416591060\/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8\u0026amp;qid=1429285255\u0026amp;sr=8-1\u0026amp;keywords=empire+of+the+summer+moon\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eEmpire of the Summer Moon\u003c\/a\u003e, by S. C. Gwynne, this highly detailed patch pays homage to the old Wild West Buffalo Bill posters of ages past, and how the Comanches shaped the entire West. The Comanches, the most prolific Indian nation of all time, virtually halted the advance of the Spanish, French, and prevented White settlers from moving West...for a time...until the Texas Rangers, led by Col. Jack Hays, figured it the fuck out. 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You need to be gentle, you can't just jam it in there. Obviously talking about loading rounds into a mag, what did you think we were talking about? \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2\", Embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook-Backed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eJust to see how we all feel about it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":1212725605,"sku":"1090","price":5.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/Just_The_Tip_I_Promise_Morale_Patch.jpg?v=1429561302"},{"product_id":"bye-felicia-morale-patch","title":"Bye Felicia Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Bye Felicia Morale Patch by Violent Little Machine Shop and artist extraordinaire, \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.grumpypencil.com\/\"\u003eGrumpy Pencil\u003c\/a\u003e. There isn't anything quite like telling Felicia to shove off when she wants to borrow your car. From one of the best 90's hood movies to be beloved by white people everywhere, this is our beautiful tribute. Get the \u003ca href=\"http:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/bye-felicia-sticker\"\u003esticker\u003c\/a\u003e too!\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.8\" x 2.2\", PVC\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook Backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSmokey Gonna Get You High\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":22032678151,"sku":"1018","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/Bye_Felicia_Morale_Patch.jpg?v=1687815836"},{"product_id":"storm-trooper-expert-marksman-badge-patch","title":"Storm-trooper Expert Marksman Badge","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Storm-trooper Expert Marksman badge is a historical tribute to the deadly pinpoint laser accuracy of the finest fighting force in the galaxy. 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Like jumping into forest fires, running into burning buildings, and more specifically on this day (September 11th), running into the Twin Towers that would inevitably collapse. Even knowing that, it didn't stop any of them from running back in and trying to save more lives. See also, the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/thank-you-morale-patch\"\u003eJust Thank You\u003c\/a\u003e patch.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.5\" x 0.7\"\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3D, PVC, Hook Back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan color=\"#ff0000\" style=\"color: #000000;\"\u003eThank You For Your Bravery\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Thin Red Line","offer_id":52980202887,"sku":"1195","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/Thank_You_Thin_Red_Line_Morale_Patch.jpg?v=1504898293"},{"product_id":"thin-red-line-morale-patch","title":"Thin Red Line Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eAll these weekends and holidays we get to enjoy off, while others have to respond to the call when needed, drop what they're doing, and go. 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You know exactly what this is a patch of. If anybody asks you, you can say \"oh, it's just an inside joke\" but in reality you looked at this very button just hours before, possibly even several times already today. It's OK though, we don't judge. Humans have needs, and we all need to take care of them. 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Works well for wolves and sheep who wanna be wolves alike.\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2.5\" inch embroidered circular patch\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook \u0026amp; Loop on back\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLong forlorn howling not necessary \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Big D Speedshop","offers":[{"title":"White","offer_id":39794985500757,"sku":"1554","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/wolf5.jpg?v=1681608891"},{"product_id":"pussy-morale-patch","title":"Pussy Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat can we even say about this patch? It's very self explanatory. Celebrate the female body in one of its forms. We're not shaming any other body type here so keep your pants on. See also the similar poster style \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/pizza-morale-patch\"\u003ePizza patch\u003c\/a\u003e, and the \u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/products\/pussy-sticker\"\u003esticker version of \"Pussy\".\u003c\/a\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e4\" x 2.75\" inches, Embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook and Loop Backing\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAs classy as we could make it\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":12888100306997,"sku":"1201","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/IMG_7340.jpg?v=1579124261"},{"product_id":"moist-morale-patch","title":"Moist Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eWhat's America's least favorite word? MOIST. 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We've decided to go ahead and save Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch the trouble and pre-censor this patch.  Sorry, Zuck.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3\" x 2\" inches\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook-Backed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAlready banned by IG\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":12962277916725,"sku":"1077","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/this_patch_has_been_deleted_morale_patch.jpg?v=1542132729"},{"product_id":"the-good-the-bad-and-the-ugly-morale-patch","title":"The Good, The Bad \u0026 The Ugly Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eGood. Bad. Ugly? This patch is two out of the three. Let everyone know you rock a sweet duster and smoke backwoods with this wild west patch. 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Based on what is probably our favorite Canadian TV show (sorry TPB), this patch knows all about Letterkenny's 5,000 residents and their problems.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e3.5\" x 2.5\", Embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/www.violentlittle.com\/collections\/morale-patches\/products\/pitter-patter-lets-get-at-er-patch\"\u003ePitter patter\u003c\/a\u003e (Also a patch)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":21314319581269,"sku":"1185","price":7.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/IMG_8087.jpg?v=1643736154"},{"product_id":"tk-421-pvc-morale-patch","title":"TK-421 Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eTK-421 Morale Patch in Glow-in-the-Dark PVC. Classic TK-421 behavior. We all know that guy -shirking his responsibilities, leaving everybody else to pickup the slack. Never around during barracks cleanup, always an E-1 because of the DUIs. TK-421...just leave the force already. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cspan style=\"line-height: 1.2;\"\u003eLarge 3.5\" x 2.5\" Morale Patch\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack Hook Backed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThere's one in every unit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Single Only","offer_id":21416518778965,"sku":"1121","price":8.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/TK-421_Star_Wars_Patch_3a0bdb77-bb9d-4626-aeb8-9662598aa1d2.jpg?v=1549402080"},{"product_id":"the-hub-deep-tracks-only-morale-patch","title":"\"The Hub\" Deep Tracks Only Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe \"Deep Tracks\" patch by Violent Little. 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This is the patch for those who go to the deep dark places of the internet.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e5\" x 1\" inches, embroidered\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHook backed\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe adult video version of last call\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Violent Little Machine Shop","offers":[{"title":"Deep Tracks Edition","offer_id":21587139199061,"sku":"1159","price":6.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0240\/9829\/products\/image_e564fd90-0205-4933-8acc-feb48b443c56.jpg?v=1551295544"},{"product_id":"macho-man-ooh-yeah-morale-patch","title":"Macho Man \"OOH YEAH!\" Morale Patch","description":"\u003cp\u003eThe Macho Man morale patch. 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