Jeffrey Epstein. There's a whole lot of mystery surrounding this motherfucker. Sex parties on the private jet with Bill Clinton. Sex parties at the private island...probably also with Bill Clinton. What a bunch of fucking weirdos. Then there's the mysterious disappearance of any jail cell footage during the time of his suspicious death, and the guards just happened to be sleeping through their shifts. Smells fishy for sure. We're not gonna try to figure it out because then we might mysteriously disappear.