Velcro Fanny Pack

$24.99

You won't find anything with more velcro surface area. We know velcro, baby. Its actually kind of a problem. There's velcro everywhere. My stepchildren think I own a "velcro company". Maybe I do.

We also know our customers respect quality where it counts. That's why we used heavy duty metal Quick Release Buckles. They're the safest, most finely crafted, and strongest load-bearing buckles available anywhere. Hell, the buckles alone weigh a 1/4 pound and can easily double as a modified flail-like weapon.

These fanny packs can carry your stuff, keep your hands free, display your patches, double as a close combat weapon, attract mates, and establish dominance.

  • C0BR@ BUCKLE. Durable, deadly, functional  
  • 9" x 2.75" x 5.5" - Waist Circumference Range: 27 - 49 in. 
  • 1 front pouch and 1 main storage compartment. Fits up to 3 beers... or a pistol
Type: Gear    
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