If you metaphorically dump on California but cover it up with sarcasm, would a Californian even know they've been shitted on?

California: Where the tax rates are high and the homelessness and murder rates are even higher. Yes, your leaders really are doing an impeccable job.

• 2" x 4" 3D PVC
• Hook Same-Color Backed
• Welcome to California: Land of Regulations & Flakes