Who wouldn't want a (debatably) misunderstood, (arguably) considerate girlfriend that buys you gifts even when you're not together and does everything possible to get your love and attention? Yeah, we don't either.

All it takes is a perfectly placed car just barely sticking out in the sidewalk to deter your own 'Stalker Stacy'. Commemorate this ideally timed moment and buy this patch!

• 2.1" x 3.5" - 3D Design
  
• 3D PVC, Hook-Backed
  
• "If you're not careful, you're gonna lose me."