We've heard student loans can be quite a headache. You borrowed money, and now you're being forced to pay it back...what a drag!!! That's what those high paying jobs from getting a degree are for...Oh, wait... those don't exist for Composition and Rhetoric degrees. Dude, the unemployment for that industry is >17%, should have looked that up before you signed up to college like Mommy & Daddy asked you to.

Look, you can spend your money on patches, or use your money to pay off your debts. I think we all know the winner in that one. That's why we made this patch.

• 3" diameter PVC
• Hook Velcro Backed
• If you're not in debt, are you even a true American?