"Eat A Dick" Fortune Cookie Greeting Card

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Buy 1 $4.50 ea
Buy 2 $3.50 ea


You ever wanted to tell someone what you think they should eat? Breakfast, lunch, dinner, shit, a dick. This card thoughtfully tells your friends and enemies what you think they should munch. More of a "misfortune" cookie, no pseudo inspirational quotes here...just a hearty recommendation. Dick, it's whats for dinner.

  • 4.25" x 5.5" (A2 Size)
  • Blank on the inside
  • Comes with a kraft paper envelope and clear sleeve
  • Feast on a phallus, dine on some dong
Type: Greeting Cards    
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