"Everything Is Banned. Sincerely, California" Greeting Card


"California knows how to party" that's what 2Pac used to say -not sure how much partying is going on these days with everything banned from California. Shit, you need a special key from the governator just to get the buttstock off your rifle. Or you have to call the SecDef and ask for OODA Loop alpha codes to fire off a shot. 

  • 6.25" x 4.25" (A6 Size)
  • Blank on the Inside
  • Comes with kraft paper envelope
  • Not Really Sincere Though
Type: Greeting Cards    
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