Joseph Maldonado-Passage, the gay, gun-carrying redneck with a mullet.

Admit it, this patch is a goddamned masterpiece and you want it.

• 3" x 3".
• Hook Velcro Backing.
• The highest quality dye sublimation - built to last.
• This patch has had its days of coke. It has had its days of drinking. It has had its days of meth.
• As gay as a $3 bill.