The "Senior Leadership" Dad Combat Boot Morale Patch by Violent Little. You know the shoe. The 407s, 409s, Air Monarchs...the list goes on. You only wear these when you've really given up on your appearance. Rumor has it you can't even buy these unless you get mad about someone touching the thermostat, or leaving the door open (because you aren't paying to heat the entire neighborhood). This patch won't improve your grilling skills like the real shoe, but it's a sign you've been through the shit, both literally and metaphorically of fatherhood.