The best a Ma'am can get. Quite frankly, I don't think we want to live in a country where boys can't tear it up in the backyard on a Sunday afternoon with all the neighborhood kids figuring it the fuck out. We're not raising pussies. We're raising men and women who are capable of defending themselves and others with time tested traditions and rights of passage that make America's special sauce tastier than everybody else's, so save us the virtue-signaling. Check out Dollar Shave Club...they seem cooler.