Oh my fuck! Why didn't we think of this earlier? The world-famous Valhalla Admit One morale patch by our friends at 2A Athletics now comes in lapel pin form. Be sure to check out the Valhalla Stickers and Huge Valhalla Stickers while you're at it.

• 1.25" x 0.6" inches
• Enamel lapel pin
• Still doesn't guarantee admission