Comes with an actual pen. The "Sell Me This Pen" morale patch from Violent Little. Do me a favor and let me see your pen. Oh, you don't have one? Boom supply and demand. Not only is this a sweet PVC morale patch from the iconic scene from The Wolf of Wallstreet, but it even comes with a matching pen...that actually writes. Boom, we just Wolf of Wallstreeted your ass. Now you have a pen.