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Morale Patches

The largest and greatest morale patch collection in the world, at least our Moms think so. Actually, that's not what they think. Sometimes they're just downright disappointed.
  • "The Greatest Shitshow" Velcro Patch
    "The Greatest Shitshow" Velcro Patch
    $6.99
  • $2 Mystery Patch
    $2 Mystery Patch
    $2.00
  • "Fuck You” in Braille Morale Patch
    "Fuck You” in Braille Morale Patch
    $6.99
  • "Cowboy Shit" Patch
    "Cowboy Shit" Patch
    $7.99
  • "Not Endorsed by the US Government" Morale Patch
    "Not Endorsed by the US Government" Morale Patch
    $6.99
  • "Highway To The Danger Zone" PVC Patch
    "Highway To The Danger Zone" PVC Patch
    $7.99
  • Talk To Me Goose Morale Patch
    Talk To Me Goose Morale Patch
    $8.99
  • Goldeneye 007 N64 Morale Patch
    Goldeneye 007 N64 Morale Patch
    $7.99
  • Velcro Fanny Pack
    Velcro Fanny Pack
    $24.99
  • "197th Al Pastor Strike Group" Morale Patch
    "197th Al Pastor Strike Group" Morale Patch
    $7.99
  • Shooters Morale Patch
    Shooters Morale Patch
    $7.99
  • "Pitter Patter, lets get at 'er" Patch
    "Pitter Patter, lets get at 'er" Patch
    $7.50
  • "I'm in My Prime" Morale Patch
    "I'm in My Prime" Morale Patch
    $8.99
  • Moist Morale Patch
    Moist Morale Patch
    $6.99
  • "Follow Me on OnlyFans" Morale Patch
    "Follow Me on OnlyFans" Morale Patch
    $7.99

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