There's a lot of stress that comes with being a Consigliere--you have to know what's what and who's who. You need brains and balls.
Let everyone you have the "coglioni" and that you're no "cretino" with this patch. That, or you're a Godfather fan. Either way, we'll make you an offer you can't refuse (i.e. making it decently affordable and cool looking).