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New Shit

All the New Shit that Violent Little has to offer. If it's new, it's here.
  • "No, You Can't See my I.D." Patch
    "No, You Can't See my I.D." Patch
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  • "Am I Being Detained?" Morale Patch
    "Am I Being Detained?" Morale Patch
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  • "Not Reenlisting" Patch
    "Not Reenlisting" Patch
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  • "No Fucking Fighting" Patch
    "No Fucking Fighting" Patch
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  • "Bow to your Sensei" Patch
    "Bow to your Sensei" Patch
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  • "Baller in a Beater" Patch
    "Baller in a Beater" Patch
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  • "I'm Him" Patch
    "I'm Him" Patch
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  • "I'd Rather be Day Drinking" Patch
    "I'd Rather be Day Drinking" Patch
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  • "Beer Me!" Patch
    "Beer Me!" Patch
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  • "Cash Always Plays" Patch
    "Cash Always Plays" Patch
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  • "I Sat Crypto Out" Patch
    "I Sat Crypto Out" Patch
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  • "Because of the Implication" Patch
    "Because of the Implication" Patch
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  • "The One True Master" Patch
    "The One True Master" Patch
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  • "What IS a woman?" Patch
    "What IS a woman?" Patch
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  • "Celebration" Patch
    "Celebration" Patch
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