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New Shit

All the New Shit that Violent Little has to offer. If it's new, it's here.
  • "Damn. Sluts!" Patch
    "Damn. Sluts!" Patch
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  • "Day Man" Patch
    "Day Man" Patch
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  • "Operation Enduring This Bullshit" Patch
    "Operation Enduring This Bullshit" Patch
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  • Special Agent "Kiki" Camarena Tribute Patch
    Special Agent "Kiki" Camarena Tribute Patch
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  • "Don't Be Evil" Patch
    "Don't Be Evil" Patch
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  • "Bieberhole69" Patch
    "Bieberhole69" Patch
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  • "You Suck at Shooting" Patch
    "You Suck at Shooting" Patch
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  • "Women Don't Have Penises" Patch
    "Women Don't Have Penises" Patch
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  • "DD214 Pending Approval" Patch
    "DD214 Pending Approval" Patch
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  • "Let's Lick Tits" Patch
    "Let's Lick Tits" Patch
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  • President Camacho Patch
    President Camacho Patch
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  • "If He Dies... He Dies." Patch
    "If He Dies... He Dies." Patch
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  • "Surrounded By Idiots" Patch
    "Surrounded By Idiots" Patch
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  • Combat Unit Network Technician Patch
    Combat Unit Network Technician Patch
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  • "E-3 Till I'm Free" Patch
    "E-3 Till I'm Free" Patch
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