So, you did it again. You parked like an asshole and thought nothing would come of it? Well my friend, your days are numbered. You will be found and made a public example of. The Asshole Parking Sticker isn't just an ordinary sticker...it's an eggshell sticker, which means it peels off in a million small, frustrating pieces. Featured as the mystery item in our September Little Bag of Violence. *WARNING* It's up to you to know the law. May cause damage if applied to anywhere other than a glass window. We are not responsible for your stupidity or vandalism.