If you are in a losing argument, raise your hands and yell "Erroneous!" The other person will either be persuaded by your confidence or bond with you over Wedding Crashers. Either way, the argument is won.   

• 3.5" x 1" PVC Rubber Patch
• Hook-Backed
• Rule #6: Do not sit in the corner and sulk, it draws attention in a negative way. Draw attention to yourself, but on your own terms.