"If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball." Not sure how many people actually tried dodging wrenches besides the Average Joes. Like a rabid mongoose, the Joes crushed the Cobras. So get on this underdog team and be something great, just like Patches believes you can. See the Purple Cobras patch too.

• 3" inch PVC Morale Patch
• 3D, Hook-Backed
• "Is it necessary for me to drink my own urine?"