This patch pays homage to our favorite 2006 documentary, Idiocracy.
If you buy this patch, your shit is fucked.
But don't worry scro'! There are plenty of 'tards out there living really kick ass lives. My first wife was 'tarded. She's a pilot now.
4" wide, 3D PVC
Hook velcro backing, with matching loop piece
"Welcome to Costco, I love you"