WARNING: This patch can expose Californians to a multitude of ailments, including, but not limited to, cancer, birth defects, and certain death. For anybody else not residing in California, you're good. 

Also, available as a Sticker! 

• 3.5"x 2.125" PVC Rubber
• Hook-Backed
• "You haven't lived until you've died in California." - Mort Sahl