Have you ever met anyone who just made your skin crawl like John du Pont? I'm getting goosebumps just looking at this patch thinking back to all the creepy old men that would stare at me as I walked through the mall just before it closed.
We at Violent Little live for the cringe, the weird, and just plain unsettling. Which is why we made John's character into a patch. Buy it now, you ungrateful ape, and watch your friends (and strangers) recoil at the sight of this old man.