I think what we meant to say was the number of times we give zero fucks is unlimited. Not that we have unlimited fucks to give... Its more like a charitable foundation that keeps the Fucks and their habitats alive, but definitely not 501(c)3.

And even if we did...we wouldn't give them to you.

• 3" 3D PVC
• Hook-Backed
• Man who waits for roast duck to fly into mouth waits a long, long time.
• *Not to be confused, and in no way affiliated with the Duck preservation organization that we don't want to name, to avoid further trademark confusion for your brain because you're No Fun League.