It's not the Mount Everest patch you need, but it is definitely the Everest patch you've been waiting for. Modern day Everest has been referred to as "Lord of the Flies -at 29,000 feet". Lakes of human waste, stepping over dead bodies, people stealing your oxygen stash, the corrupt Nepalese government, insurance scams...sign us up. Can we sell pick axes to these people? You know what would be a money move...summiting and not even taking a picture at the top. Disney Fast Pass is available.