You didn't ask for it, yet here it is! Milton's Rio Red Stapler all by its lonesome. They can have this patch when they pry it from my cold dead hands. See the extended Burn This Mother Down version of this patch...

Don't forget the sticker!

• 2.8" x 1.2" inches
• 3D, PVC, Hook-Backed
• As tough as a Swingline