Time to get real "touchy feely" with this patch. Discreetly inform the people around you just a little bit too much about yourself. Notice how it's only three adjectives? That's because it's short, sweet, and to the point. No time for small talk. Color scheme inspired by South Florida, where the only thing more golden then the (fake) jewelry, is the women.

• 1" x .8" Ranger Eye Patch
• Hook-Backed
• *We are not reliable for who or what this patch might attract, but play ball!