Surprise Face Blow Up Doll Patch

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Have you ever interacted with a badly made blow up doll? They can really hurt! With those plastic edges badly fused together. Not a fun thing to rub up on...

So here we go. for all the dudes (or ladies, we don't discriminate) who can't get a girlfriend. Now you can buy this patch and have a pocket-sized girlfriend with you at all times. If anyone gives you a look, just explain that she's European. 

  • 4" x 1.8" 3D PVC
  • Hook-Backed
  • I've patched up my blow up doll so many times. I can't even fix a flat on my bike without getting a stiffy.
Type: Patches    
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