Walker, Texas Manger Christmas Morale Patch

$9.99

Dear Eight Pound, Six Ounce, Newborn Baby Walker Texas Ranger, don't even know a word yet, just a little infant, so cuddly, but still omnipotent. With this patch, we show you where Chuck Norris really came from. That's right, he was delivered on Christmas day. He built the manger himself. Legend has it that on Christmas, Santa sits on Chuck Norris' lap and tells him what HE wants for Christmas.

All 12 of the patches that are part of our "12 Days Of Violence Christmas Bag" are now available individually.

  • 3" x 3.5", PVC
  • Hook Velcro Backed
  • Has a hole on top so you can use it as an ornament!
  • Limited to 300 (200ish for Christmas Bags, 100ish Sold as Loosies)
Type: Patches    
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