The morale patch is "Literally" flavored.  Where did all these hard seltzers come from, anyway? They certainly do the trick, so no wonder they have taken America by storm. You're next Canada...maple syrup flavored, like other regional favorites like All-Dressed chips. Pick up a case of vaguely flavored alcoholic water in a can. Literally comes in STICKER version too!

• 1.5" x 4" Inches, PVC
  
• Hook-Backed 
  
• There still may be laws...
• In no way associated with the other, bigger, beverage brand that this is clearly parodying, you idiot lawyers looking at this listing right now...like now...you.