Did you dump your entire life savings into crypto? Has it made you a multi-billionaire like your college roommate said it would? Have you been told that you just need to give it time to "really blow up"? If you didn't, than you're smart like us. It all sounded a little too good to be true. Besides, we like to sit on cash around here. 

• 3" x .5" PVC Patch
• Hook-Backed
• "It's going to the moon, bro".