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New Shit

All the New Shit that Violent Little has to offer. If it's new, it's here.
  • "Boot Camp Graduate" Patch
    "Boot Camp Graduate" Patch
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  • "Professional Pickleball Athlete" Patch
    "Professional Pickleball Athlete" Patch
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  • "Stupid Is, Stupid Does" Patch
    "Stupid Is, Stupid Does" Patch
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  • "Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night" Patch
    "Do Not Go Gentle into That Good Night" Patch
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  • "Watch This" Patch
    "Watch This" Patch
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  • "Damn, We're In a Tight Spot" Patch
    "Damn, We're In a Tight Spot" Patch
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  • "Nobody Panic" Patch
    "Nobody Panic" Patch
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  • Stratton Oakmont Patch
    Stratton Oakmont Patch
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  • "Ask Me About My Private Jet" Patch
    "Ask Me About My Private Jet" Patch
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  • "America's Angriest Hedge Fund" Patch
    "America's Angriest Hedge Fund" Patch
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  • "Credit Default Swaps" Patch
    "Credit Default Swaps" Patch
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  • "Fiduciary Responsibility" Patch
    "Fiduciary Responsibility" Patch
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  • "I Am the Danger" Patch
    "I Am the Danger" Patch
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  • "Stop Talking" Patch
    "Stop Talking" Patch
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  • "I Don't Answer Questions" Morale Patch
    "I Don't Answer Questions" Morale Patch
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