Our world-famous "Literally" and "Daddy Issues" White Girl Seltzer patch & stickers were insane hits... we had to bring out more flavors.  

You know the girl. She had one bad experience with a manipulative guy early in her 20's, so the only course of action was to declare war on men... and start a Youtube channel on dating... and get a designer dog that she calls a 'rescue'.

• 1.5" x 4" Inches, PVC w/ 3D features
  
• Hook-Backed 
  
• Also available as a sticker
  
• Not affiliated with the parodied beverage company, in any way, so don't confuse it, homie.