Our world famous "Literally" White Girl Seltzer patch & stickers were insane hits... we, like, totally had to bring out another flavor.  

Consumers of this beverage have the ability to subsist wholly off external validation. You have no idea how fulfilling that 100+ liker post of a Halloween outfit can be... 'I looked sooo hot'.

• 1.5" x 4" Inches, PVC
  
• Hook-Backed
  
• Also comes in sticker form
  
• *Not affiliated or to be confused with the actual beverage brand that this is parodying, you dumb bastards.*
• Sad that we had to write that above...bunch o'bitches.