"Entitled" White Girl Hard Seltzer Morale Patch
Our world-famous "Literally" and "Daddy Issues" White Girl Seltzer patches/stickers were insane hits... we had to bring out another flavor... and another.
This flavor is Entitled. Entitled as in, "I have Mummy & Daddy money, so I'm better than you and should get preferential treatment". I hate that shit... we all know that new Land Rover ain't yours, Jessica, you work part-time at Lululemon.
- 1.5" x 4" Inches, PVC with 3D features
- Hook Velcro Backed
- Also comes in sticker form
- *Not affiliated in the least, or to be confused with, the actual beverage brand that this is clearly and reasonably parodying, you dumb lawyers who don't create shit.*
- I am melancholy that I have to write something like the above, in order to continue.