"The Little Bitch" Folding Razor: Sharpest Blade on the Market!

by Steven Bartholomew | June 19, 2023 | 0 Comments

 The Little B*tch is back! We have brought back the fan-favorite folding razors.

These folding razors put Occam's to shame. Created by cutting-edge technology, these 4.25 by .4 inch blades are the perfect size for pockets, wallets, and inseams. They even have a little hole for your keychain. And they sure come in handy. Need to fight off a small creature? Grab your Little B*tch. Taking a blood oath and need to pour your own blood on a piece of ancient scroll to prevent eternal damnation? Whip out your Little B*tch! Forget about your shaving razor or electric shaver. Nothing gets a closer shave than our folding razors

Here's a fun fact, Heath Ledger's Joker used these in The Dark Knight! I sh*t you not. "You know how I got these scars? THE LITTLE B*TCH RAZORS!" That's the actual line before edits. Most people don't know that. Another little-known fact is Paulie from Goodfellas used the Little B*tch to slice garlic in prison.

Did you park like an a**hole? And now there's an eggshell sticker on your car? You're not going to be able to get it off with your fingernails but you'll be able to scrape it off with our sharp as hell folding razors. The uses have no end!

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