Little Box of Violence: May Review
A huge shoutout this month to Kelly Knopp
for our MK1 MOD6 May LBoV artwork. It's like Coop Style Art, World War II, and Everyday Violence had a three way at a punk rock show headlining the Tali-Band. This Month's LBoV is chock full of Fuck Its. We have flags, drunk robot warrior T-Shirts, chain of command reporting forms, not-so-secret Navy SEAL energy drink syrup packets, and Morale Patches so fly they would make Sinatra look like a hobo. We even offered up a Violent Little Challenge that has been attempted by no one...it's not easy pedaling snake oil but someones got to do it.
ROBOT SPARTAN SHIRT BY WARRIOR CULTURE GEAR
Our new collab T-shirt from WCG is for the Warriors that know in order to work hard you must play harder. Sometimes you just find yourself all kitted up on the bird and still fairly intoxicated...can women in combat rolls really keep up? TBD. Click here to step up your warrior game or follow on Instagram @warriorculture.
STRIKEFORCE DRINK BY STRIKEFORCE ENERGY
In this day and age, sports drinks and supplements are getting pretty long in the tooth. Red Bull is putting men in space, Monster Energy might be giving people heart attacks (so says the FDA according to this article), and Strikeforce is going syrupless...no calories, no sugar, no stirring or shaking. It's like being hit with a flavor IED...real explosive. Click here for their website or follow on Instagram @matbock.
HEAVY DAYS “NODS EDITION” BY THIRTY SECONDS OUT
Just when you thought the days couldn't get any heavier, Thirty Seconds Out drops this bombshell. Guaranteed to white out your nods on a 70% lum night...who’s side are they on anyways? Click here
for their website or stay in the game with Instagram @thirtysecondsout
DRUG PROBLEM PEN BY VIOLENT LITTLE
If you like to play your cards close to the chest, this pen may not be for you. It simply states what everyone's been thinking all these years...he's got a real drug problem, and he's not afraid to show it. Follow us on Instagram @violentlittle, or click here for our site. “Once you get locked into a serious drug collection, the tendency is to push it as far as you can.” -Hunter S. Thompson
VALHALLA RAIL COVER BY CUSTOM GUN RAILS
When will we stop slapping the Valhalla brand on every one of our products? Most likely when we go out of business or start selling thumb tacks. Now you can have your favorite patch on your favorite “build”, blacked-out so you’re guaranteed Valhalla on your next AD or ND...take your pick. Click here
to scope out their web site or follow on the Instagram @customgunrails.
“FUCK IT” MINI BANNER BY EXPLORER’S PRESS
Sometimes you just have to express how you feel, and sometimes you just have to hang a small silk screened felt pennant to set the mood strait. Whatever the deal, get it up on the wall already. Get down and dirty with Explores press on Instagram @explorerspress
or click here
for their web site action.
BUTT HURT REPORT FORM BY ITS TACTICAL
With everyone getting butt hurt these days over the simplest of issues, it's about time somebody came out with a proper COC reporting format. Have you recently been butt hurt? Get it down in writing and take it up the chain. Follow on Instagram @itstactical
or get busy on their web site by clicking here.
TEMPLAR PATCH BY MODERN ARMS
War torn and weary, but never out of the the crusades. Modern Arms hits the mark with this Embroidered beauty. We worked exclusively with Modern Arms to get this patch in our LBoV. So get some blood in that limp dick and prepare for the inevitable. Click here
to visit their website or like their shit on Instagram @modernarms
YOUNG GUNS ODDS PATCH BY NEVER OUT TACTICAL
Horse Rustlers, Cowboys, Gamblers, and habitual Peyote takers would best describe this group of Young Guns. We don't think you could find a set of odds “The Kidd” didn’t like...“Regulators gonna Regulate”. Click here
to creep their website or just do Instagram things @never_out_tactical
RESTING BITCH FACE PATCH BY VIOLENT LITTLE & HOOFARDED
Do you know someone with RBS? It could be affecting someone you love or loath. RBS is a real condition according to scientists. Known to affect many people and some A-list celebrities such as Kristen Stewart, Anna Kendrick, and everyone’s favorite crowd-pleaser, Kanye West. Look out 2016, contempt is on the rise with this silky little donation of a collab. Click Here
for shop Hoofarded's other wares and follow their ridiculously stupid Instagram page @hoofarded
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