Our June Little Box of Violence will make you feel like you're digging in Mary Poppins' Little Purse of Everything you could possible imagine. You'll find pencils, morale patches, shirts, Valhalla tats, glory holes, pins, and soap so strong you'll smell the box before it even hits your doorstep. As always, we ship the June box until the end of the month. Special thanks to our friends, @knopp_art for our box design, and  @jjohnsonart for our propaganda leaflets. Thanks for stopping by, if blogs were easy to look at everyone would be using them.

-Brandon

YOU LOSE MORALE PATCH

QUICKSET PIVOT AND TAKEDOWN PIN KIT BY NEXTGEN AR

Speed your take-down time with these brightly colored beauties -detent springs be damned. Manufactured in the United States with the best quality materials and craftsmanship. The revolutionary design allows you to quickly install and uninstall the pivot pin from the lower receiver with one set screw...and it looks fucking gold. Follow @nextgenar or cruise by their site at nextgenar.com. $40

Boba Fett may be running his campaign from the Sarlacc Pit but that doesn't mean he’s behind the times. He’s getting on-board with what it takes to become President and doesn't have a problem promising hope and/or change, if only he had the bankroll to give out free cell phones...now that's how you become President. Take a look at TGS' complicated web address by clicking here and/or give them a follow on Instagram @tgs_arms. $10

Weekend at Bernie’s is due for a re-write by Eli Roth. A couple topical adjustments in the script and the tone and it becomes three days in the gates of hell at Bernie’s beach house of horror. Don’t go to sleep. Peep on some of Rolling Death's new Pin work at rollingdeathmaui.com or if it's after working hours check out their Instagram @rollingdeathmaui. $12

One of our best/worst shirts yet, The Little Show of Violence gives you a real feel for how things are really done around here. There’s usually one guy on the podium running the show who was in the Navy just long enough to get the salute incorrect...an army of drones marching in circles surrounded by outdated, yet freshly painted weaponry that seldom sees action. Ready for war. Designed by the Kelly Knopp. Available for individual sale NOW by CLICKING HERE.

SMELLS LIKE VICTORY SOAP BY DUKE CANNON

We saw this brick of soap curb-stomp a gang of Irish Spring value-packs outside a bar in Austin one time after South by Southwest. Then we went home and made pancakes. They’re fucking crazy, bro. Need more of the never-shrinking soap bar? Look no further than dukecannon.com, or clean up your act on Instagram and follow @dukecannon. $8

HERE FOR THE VIOLENCE BLACKOUT PATCH BY TACTICAL OUTFITTERS

What's the secret to winning every battle? The element of surprise. Don’t let Charlie know you’re there to do business until you see the whites in his eyes. “GET DOWN, SHUT UP” -LT Dan. Leave your beliefs at the door. This sick patch by Tactical Outfitters is now available for individual purchase if you missed it in the box by CLICKING HERE. Follow @tacticaloutfitters on Instagram or visit them at their Hemet, CA soup kitchen location kick it old school at gettactical.net. $8

LOW POINT OF MY LIFE PENCILS BY VIOLENT LITTLE

If you’re using a pencil, chances are your life has hit a low point. I mean, you actually had a pencil sharpener handy? Ok...carry on. Come on over and get weird with us at violentlitte.com. $1

Slap that favorite patch on your fore(head/skin) without having to worry about losing your job or woman. Who knows...maybe it will even look good enough for you to make it permanent. Said no one ever. If you're looking to get jammed up, get forced into our launch email and sign that ass up here. $1