September's "Me Love You Long Time" Little Bag of Violence

by Yanne Root | September 29, 2016 | 0 Comments

From the Delta to the DMZ, Violent Little Machine Shop is bringing the heat. This month's Little Bag of Violence was inspired by Vietnam and the hard-as-nails Gentlemen who frequented the swamps in search of Victor Charles...and those bold-ass men who visited the late night parlors of women-of-the-night. So grab your Mk-79 frag and your 45 pistol and clear that spider hole, because shit's about to go down. Click below to sign up for your own subscription. Bills on the first, ships on the 10th. $30 with FREE US Shipping. Comes with an exclusive and limited patch and t-shirt, and a mystery item. 

LET'S DANCE T-SHIRT

 

IF WE SAY THIS BEACH IS SAFE TO SURF, THEN THIS BEACH IS SAFE TO SURF. THE NEW SHIRT DESIGNED BY JOSHUA JOHNSON. SURFBOARD ON THE SKID, FUCK YEAH.

BAD DAY MORALE PATCH

GEN. NGUYEN NGOC LOAN WAS QUOTED SAYING "THESE GUYS KILL A LOT OF OUR PEOPLE AND I THINK BUDDHA WILL FORGIVE ME". WAX POETIC. THIS GUY HAD A BAD DAY...COMMIE.

ASSHOLE PARKING STICKER

NOT REALLY ANYTHING TO DO WITH NAM BUT IT'LL DRIVE PEOPLE SO CRAZY THEY'RE GONNA THINK THEY'RE BACK IN THE SHIT. AN EGGSHELL STICKER PEELS INTO A MILLION LITTLE PEICES WHEN YOU TRY TO PEEL IT. QUITE ANNOYING AND WILL CAUSE ANYBODY WHO PARKS LIKE AN ASSHOLE TO THINK TWICE.

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