First thing first. Chazz Reinhold is not a kook! He's brave and a decent man! HE'S A PIONEER...
Although Wedding Crashers is probably one of the best comedies ever made, it is full of life lessons that might as well be scripture. These are serious tips provided to us by some of the best to ever do it.
1. If a girl has a temper tantrum in public the first time you ever hang out, get the fuck out of there. It doesn't matter how hot she is. That's going to be trouble down the road.
2. Never go hunting with complete strangers. Especially if you're trying to get with one of the stranger's girlfriends.
3. If you find yourself in a nude, gay art show with your hands tied to a bedframe, just be cool and try to use reason. If that doesn't work, try begging.
4. Lastly, if you are going to try to pick up chicks at a funeral, leave your emotions at home. There's too much at stake for your feelings and morals to get in the way. Keep your eyes on the prize and the crybaby bullshit at home.
Off to play the motorboat,