New Patch: "Damn. Sluts!"

by Steven Bartholomew | April 04, 2023 | 0 Comments

Look, I knew I was never going to be a professional bullfighter, but that's not why I did it...

To be clear, this patch isn't saying "Damn. Sluts!" in any sort of aggressive or judgmental tone. It should be read like, "Damn. Sluts! (:", in a fun, playful, and exciting way. I figured I had to make myself clear on this one before people thought we had some sort of beef with the slut community.

It hasn't been that long since we released our last Wedding Crashers patch and for a good reason, this movie is a one-liner gold mine. I'd seriously love a chance to shake the hands of the screenwriters and bullshit over a beer, or a crabcake. I think a crabcake would be more fitting. And maybe afterward we could slide over to the bachelor party with Sack, I hear those environmental group gals are gonna be in attendance. (We can dip out once the otter stories start coming out.)

Have a good one, "team player"


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