Alright, ladies and gents. We have a brand new patch and I'm really excited about this one. I think it's one of our finest yet. I'm happy to announce the new addition to our Seinfeld patch collection, TOM's RESTAURANT. The best restaurant in New York City sitcom history, from the show about nothing, is now in patch form.
I can't imagine a better place to eat lunch. Where else can you sit in the same booth over and over, order a big salad, and make a bet with your friends about who can go the longest without masturbating? Not at Central Perk, believe me. Don't get me started on 'FRIENDS'. You're either a Seinfeld fan or a Friends fan. You can't be both. Here at Violent Little, we're Seinfeld people.
I'd be remiss if I forgot to include our George Costanza Professional Model patch. The man does it all. He's a hand model, an architect, a latex salesman, and the Assistant to the Traveling Secretary. I'd like nothing more than to have some tuna on toast at Tom's with George. There's an argument to be made that he's the wisest character on television.