Now Open, the Violent Little Jerk Store!
We've all been there. One of your boys hits you with a derogatory remark, and for the life of you, you can't think of anything to come back at him with. I bet you feel like George before he flew all the way to Akron to let Riley know that "The Jerk Store called, they ran out of you." See the problem with this comeback wasn't in the creation, it was with the foundation.
There's no "Jerk Store", and I gotta agree, the whole thing was a little confusing. But what do you expect? George half-asses his way through every aspect of his life so why would his comebacks be any different? Maybe if he was a little less concerned with the cocktail shrimp and a little more concerned with contributing literally anything to the board meeting, he wouldn't be in this mess.
This isn't about some lowsy comeback. No. It's about not cutting corners and being prepared, or somebody else whose putting in the fucking work will come take your lunch. I guess in this case, your cocktail shrimp.
Steven (A.K.A. T-Bone)