It's good to see you,
It pains me to say this, but you've lost all your LA privileges. I"m not sure what those privileges entail anymore these days, but you've lost em'. What did you do? I'm not sure, but Marsellus Wallace wants you gone. This email really should consist of nothing but quotes from Pulp Fiction. Not in any particular order, but just one after the other like a citation at the end of your 11th-grade "informative essay".
The idea for this patch actually came to me on my drive from LA back to Florida. I was given strict instructions by Yanne, "Try to think of funny shit." My level of knowledge of Violent Little was slim to none, but I did know jokes about California (Particularly LA.) always seem to land with the demographic, and who doesn't like Pulp Fiction? Seemed to be a "two birds, one stone" kind of play to me.
I think I should be leaving now,